FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.
"I’m trying to get financing for my crime movie, so all my pigs are in one blanket right now. I don’t even know what that means. I think I just made it up. I’ve got to write that down."
Literally life changing.